Spring has sprung – and so have The Three Little Pigs! Gate69, the Mother City’s purple palace, has its festive season romp, which promises to have audiences hamming it up late into the night from 14 September until 22 December.

The Three Little Pigs stars The Trolley Dollies as the three little pigs and Sean John Louw as the Big Bad Wolf. Here’s how Gate69 describes the show:

Nursery rhyme, shmursery rhyme!!! The Three Little Pigs are breaking out of their kindergarten prison and reminding the world why they were locked up in the first place. Pink is the new black and these girls just won’t be going back!

Are you achin’ for some bacon? Then book your seat for The Three Little Pigs on the official Gate69 website now. First Class tickets cost R595, with Business and Economy Class options available at – R550 and R500 respectively. The ticket includes a delicious designer mezze served on a double-tiered Lazy Susan, a separate hot soup and bread service as well as a mouth-watering purple Patron soft serve ice-cream for dessert.